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notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

1 hour ago on July 23rd | J | 103,374 notes

excepttheeyes:

“I ran away when I was about sixteen. I’d had enough…I hated the lot of them: my parents with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a Black made you practically royal…my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them…They thought Voldemort had the right idea, they were all for the purification of the wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and having pure-bloods in charge.”

1 hour ago on July 23rd | J | 49,472 notes
Tagged as: #Harry Potter 
2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 485 notes
Tagged as: #shameless 

skeletontrash:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 46,286 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[thegreatbarcia]

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegreatbarcia]

2 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 111,973 notes
Tagged as: #awwww 

heyfunniest:

Middle Aged Harry Potter Books [x]

3 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 744 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter 
3 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 493 notes
Tagged as: #shameless 

30 Days of Doctor Who → Day 10: An episode that makes you cry
↳ The End of Time. ’We will sing to youDoctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

3 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 1,478 notes
Tagged as: #doctor who 

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

3 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 19,737 notes
Tagged as: #chris pratt 

Several tons of sinewy, scalyblack dragon hit the ground with a thud that Harry could have sworn made the trees behind him quake. The dragon keepers lowered their wands and walked forward to their fallen charges, each of which was the size of a small hill. They hurried to tighten the chains and fasten them securely to iron pegs, which they forced deep into the ground with their wands. “Wan’ a closer look?” Hagrid asked Madame Maxime excitedly. The pair of them moved right up to the fence, and Harry followed. The wizard who had warned Hagrid not to come any closer turned, and Harry realized who it was: Charlie Weasley.

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 1,035 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter 

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 123,221 notes

fartgallery:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again

5 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 2,339 notes

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

6 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 193,080 notes
7 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 362,516 notes
Tagged as: #tattoos 

fuckyeahmercury:

Freddie in “I Was Born To Love You” video, 1985.

7 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 436 notes
Tagged as: #freddie mercury