this is some next level british grandma carpeting
“I ran away when I was about sixteen. I’d had enough…I hated the lot of them: my parents with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a Black made you practically royal…my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them…They thought Voldemort had the right idea, they were all for the purification of the wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and having pure-bloods in charge.”
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
30 Days of Doctor Who → Day 10: An episode that makes you cry
↳ The End of Time. ’We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.’
Several tons of sinewy, scalyblack dragon hit the ground with a thud that Harry could have sworn made the trees behind him quake. The dragon keepers lowered their wands and walked forward to their fallen charges, each of which was the size of a small hill. They hurried to tighten the chains and fasten them securely to iron pegs, which they forced deep into the ground with their wands. “Wan’ a closer look?” Hagrid asked Madame Maxime excitedly. The pair of them moved right up to the fence, and Harry followed. The wizard who had warned Hagrid not to come any closer turned, and Harry realized who it was: Charlie Weasley.
pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS
DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK
DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN
DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME
lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck lost his wife in a tragic chucking accident? Could he even bring himself to chuck again
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.